So I was thinking about how I would like to set this up... any suggestions on what you would like to see?




I have worked for five years serving in a restaurant so I may from time-to-time put lovely stories about my experiences here... not all of them reflect fondly on people, they are generally ignorant when it comes to ordering food.





You don't have to be a user to comment, so have at it...






I couldn't leave this post pictureless so I typed in google image search "the most random thing in the world" and this is what was first. My goal: to create a new more awesome more random picture to be first!




on a side note if you have never google image search this: "241543903"

I had to make a Chuck Norris joke, now that that is out of the way I don't need to resort to his supermale-like stature anymore. Let it be known.

As you can tell there is a random influx of post for the month of November, that is because I am posting all the randomness stored in my head and my computer, regular posts will be come more regular (circular logic is circular).

Here is my logic on the regularity of my post...

Circular logic is where one bullshit argument is proven by another bullshit argument until your original argument is proven by itself. Stupid people will actually fall for this and then a winner is you; clever people however will see through your flawed points. This is when you should tell them to check their facts and take that time to think of real case for your POV. Alternatively, just use the troll method by pretending (if necessary) that you were just trying to piss them off the whole time.
-Encyclopedia dramatica

Circular Logic is the best, It is clearly my preferred method of arguing because it is the best.



I use paint and google for all my picture... That might get more sophisticated as time goes on... maybe...

Boom Roasted

I don't know what it is about this phrase but it never fails to make me think of this:







Happy Thanksgiving! Here I brought this turkey that I cooked with an atomic bomb.
ENJOY!

Antimatter

The best part of waking up is antimatter in your cup!

Internet Memes

I have said many things in public and countless times have I just been stared at like i am an alien.

So let's start off with LOL... if you don't know this one i don't know where you've been for the last five years. Then there is Charlie bit my Finger... so freaking adorable? right i know, everyone and their mother can quote this by doing a horrible British accent and saying charlie bit my finger. End of Ze world, everyone love talk like a lazy french woman...

I herd you liek mudkipz, personally i am partial to this one. If you played Pokemon, which like half of the world did, people wont look at you like you are an alien. His power level is over 9000? I admit i use this one, but ive never watched dragonball z... but i a lot of people have. Charlie the Unicorn decidedly falls near here too

Long cat is so long it spans the whole graph.

Now we enter the world of not so popular/socially acceptable memes. You talk about these in everyday conversation people will think you are insane.

Scariest Halloween pumpkin (that I made this year)... Pedobear... pictures to come later...So many people thought I was being sarcastic and was like aww its a cute bear. WRONG.


And of course to top it all off, is 4chan, you never know what you are going to get and only a real 4channer would know what you are talking about.... (I know you all are proud ;) and I also know this also has entirely too few boobs for you all.)

*Insert cartoon boobs here*


I know I have left of many... feel free to comment for you favorites.
One of mine, Old Gregg, I forgot... That was my halloween costume this year.

Intelligence Vs. Weight

I have had some experiences of my own and have heard many from others. I have complied all of this data into a handy chart to express how the weight of someone effects their intelligence level.




Many of you have had some sort of contact with a minature human (not to be confused with a little person), I am talking about infants/babies/toddlers anything that cannot communicate, shits its pants and vomits on everything, needless to say, not very intelligent.

Anorexic, I'm sorry you have a issue with your image but it is all in your head... its rather stupid to just not consume food.

Also in this area Middle Schoolers can be found, enough said.

Here you have you average weight person, they are average. Like your typical lab nerb, math-geek etc... We can all picture a typical needy guy.. right? Well I don't see any wit 200 extra pounds.

Then we come to the far end of the chain... Those who cannot get out of bed...
What do you do with your life??

-boog.